Mar 30
AND IT CAME TO PASS that in the last week of the third month of the year 2015 under the reign of Obama, I, Elder Healey, being called of the Lord to serve Him as a missionary, went forth among the people of Argentina.
And it came to pass that my faithful companion, Elder Figueiredo, him being a man of large faith and diligence, went forth with me, and we did preach the word.
And lo, on the seventh day of the final week of the third month, we did reunite with our brethren and family in the covenant and we did bring praises to the Lord, and did offer our hearts to him, which fullfilled the promise which was spoken by the prophet saying Thou shalt go to church every Sunday.
Behold, we did reunite in the Lords house, and behold, we were full of joy to see many new faces joining in with us and they did excercise their faith in the Lord to come unto baptism.
And now behold, I wish to write somewhat concerning the state of these new faces which did reunite with us in the house of the Lord.
For behold, we did bring two friends in the faith to the house of the Lord, and they were called Dolly and Nelson. And behold, they did rejoice in the church, feeling the Spirit within their very souls and the joy was spread among us all. And lo they did speak unto us with their souls, with a desire to return again to the church and become closer to the Lord of Hosts.
And it came to pass that we did rejoice with them in the wilderness of Argentina, in the city of Mariano Acosta.
But behold, our joy was not complete. For we saw that the devil, who is the father of all evil, had caused our dear friend Martin, to sleep excessively, yea so excessively that he could not rise himself from his pillow to rejoice in the house of the Lord.
But now I wish to speak unto the rest of my brethren and family, who have remained in the land of Canada while I have been guided by the Lord to the wilderness of Argentina.
Behold I wish that ye may all know and believe in Christ, for He is the Savior of our souls. And He did pay His life for us, insomuch that He did die on the cross.
And I exhort you all to believe in Him and give praise to His name.
But now behold, I shall return to my previous record, and I wish to write concerning the wilderness in which we are found.
For behold, in the third week of the final month, we went forth in the wilderness, and we found many beasts in the wilderness, namely dogs and felines, and many serpents of interesting workmanship.
And we did give battle to the beasts in the wilderness, and lo the Lord was with us and we did prevail. For behold the Lord gave promise unto me in a dream Thou shalt slay many dragons and dogs and dinosaurs in thy days.
And moreover, He did say unto me that my days would be filled with the game of basketball and I would rejoice. And lo, this is true.
And my companion did teach me the language of his people. And I did struggle in the gift of tongues.
But behold, my beloved brethren, the time has come to conclude my record, and I give my love to every soul who reads this record and I wish that they may rejoice in the Lord and give praises to Him and send me much maple syrup.
For behold my soul rejoices in the maple syrup.
And I give thee farewell my brethren with the love of my heart. I shall write to thee once again in the first week of the fourth month of the year 2015 in the reign of Lebron James in the NBA. Amen.
Enjoy :) Had fun writing it!
Love you all!
Elder Healey